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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid)
"you're nearsighted? oh wow, have you gotten the surgery yet?"
"idk, are you really nearsighted? you don't act nearsighted to me"
"okay so you say you 'feel' like everything is blurry. what does that mean? ive sometimes gotten dust in my eyes but i don't see how you can just 'feel' nearsighted"
"ugh... why are you ruining your beautiful face with those glasses? you look fine without them"
"ugh... why are you ruining your eyes with those contacts? you're ruining your eyes by putting them there"
"ugh... i can't believe anyone would mutilate their beautiful, natural, working eyes by burning them with lasers just because they 'feel' nearsighted. medicine and liberalism has gone too far"
"you're just wearing glasses because it's trendy to wear them! this has consequences on your eyes!"
"can't you just like, not see things blurry? it's probably just that you're not focusing your eyes correctly"
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Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid)
"you identify as nearsighted? i mean you say it's biological but have you actually looked at the shape of your eyeballs? i don't think so, you can't just feel nearsighted"
Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid)
"humans didn't have glasses, contacts, or laser surgery to transition to sightedness for millenia. therefore it's all unnatural and bad"
Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid)
"oh, you don't want to get the surgery? you're not truly nearsighted then lol"
Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid)
"nearsightedness and farsightedness are just a way for millenials to feel special by adding labels onto themselves"
"optometry is a fake science invented by (((them))) to weaken the white race"
"sorry, your insurance doesn't cover optometry, so you'll have to pay for it out-of-pocket"
Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid)
"they're doing laser surgery on 6-year-olds who think their eyes are blurry!"
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