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Count Binface

Here it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner

This photo is a screengrab of Countbinface’s 2024 manifesto, which is available at countbinface.com
8 April at 10:52 | Open on mastodon.world
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Brandon

@CountBinface 5 is a lofty goal, but we need ambitious leaders

11 April at 15:10 | Open on mastodon.world
IceNine

@CountBinface

Ban all 4WD vehicles from the city, unless covered in mud.

Go on, you can do it.

1 May at 8:45 | Open on social.vivaldi.net
Mina

@CountBinface

I have hardly ever read a more sensible manifesto.

1 May at 13:44 | Open on berlin.social
Count Binface

Humans! I’m bidding to be Mayor of London! If you’d like me to bring some much-needed sanity to the election, you can help me raise the £10k deposit to stand here. Every little helps (me conquer the planet). Gofundme.com/f/countbinface2024 #Make2024Count

3 February at 13:51 | Open on mastodon.world
The Void ザ・ヴォイド #PR!

@CountBinface Whatever you're cross-posting with isn't sending the https here, so links don't work. Or you're not adding it to start with.

3 February at 13:57 | Open on moth.social
Matt Harrison
Count Binface

In a field of 17 candidates, I came 8th. And for the second time in three years, I beat UKIP and Piers Corbyn in a democratic election. If that’s not a sign of hope, nothing is.
21 Jul 2023 at 8:28 | Open on mastodon.world
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Dave T-W

@CountBinface Once again you are let down by the general political ignorance of this country.

People frequently conflate local with regional and national issues. As a consequence they vote against good local candidates, because they're thinking about national issues or party politics that make no bloody difference.

If more people looked at what their local candidates did on behalf of their community, or what they'd done outside politics that warranted their vote, we'd be in a much better position.

@CountBinface Once again you are let down by the general political ignorance of this country.

People frequently conflate local with regional and national issues. As a consequence they vote against good local candidates, because they're thinking about national issues or party politics that make no bloody difference.

21 Jul 2023 at 13:16 | Open on qoto.org
GhostOnTheHalfShell
Sir David Nielsen

@CountBinface @lisamelton Count Binface is the leader the UK needs, because have you seen the last handful of Tories?

21 Jul 2023 at 13:53 | Open on mastodon.social
Count Binface

Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface
19 Jul 2023 at 8:48 | Open on mastodon.world
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Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈

@CountBinface sadly you're more responsible than the Labour Party who still thinks Climate Change is something that will happen in the future rather than happening right now, around us,.

19 Jul 2023 at 13:12 | Open on mastodon.social
kinyutaka

@CountBinface

We can't even get everyone to agree that the Earth is round.

19 Jul 2023 at 13:16 | Open on mstdn.social
Niclas Hedhman

@CountBinface

I can accept humans may have a hand in increasing temperatures.

But I don't accept that increasing temperatures are bad. Why is Year X (I think 1850 is often used as "since") the best temperature?

We increase CO2 and temperature in green houses for the plants to grow better. More plants = more life/food => better.

Why is this fact and debate suppressed?

19 Jul 2023 at 13:25 | Open on angrytoday.com
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