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Brian Jopek

“Team brain worms” is how they should be referenced from this point forward.
#Idiocracy

“If this doesn't make your stomach turn, nothing will.🤢” - The Mueller Report

MadeInDex

@BrianJopek Don't worry about their health. The so-called #McDonalds "food" was replaced after the #photograph was taken.

Brian Jopek

I like “cheat sheets” like this - it assists in unfriending assholes I thought I knew.

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Jon Het-CIS.

@BrianJopek I like this. I had a set of such rules I used to post on social media that I developed back in the G+ days. I included antivaxxers, flat earthers, and a few others in that non-political column

Doug 🌈🇨🇦 :verified:

@BrianJopek
Are gay people human beings?
No, we are God's
Should women be paid the same as men?
No, they should be paid more for putting up with men.

Brian Jopek

I will never be able to look at Princess Fussy Britches the same.
#CatsOfMastodon
#Caturday
#Allie

Brian Jopek

As I prepare to leave for work, I notice Allie has had breakfast, crawled back into her little bed on the couch and zonked. She’s got the right idea.
#CatsOfMastodon
#CaturdayOnAFriday
#PrincessFussyBritches

Brian Jopek

Don’t know who’s cat this is but it’s sure trying to look innocent.
#CatsOfMastodon
#Caturday

Brian Jopek

Knowing Jagger is about to get attention with a walk, Allie must get in my face to stake a claim on me.
#CatsOfMastodon
#Caturday
#PrincessFussyBritches

Brian Jopek

Allie’s like “Hello? Is there anyone in there? I’m asking now before I turn to my left and literally put my ass in your face. Also, it’s time to get outta bed and feed me, ya lazy bastard.” She can be kinda bossy that way.
#CatsOfMastodon
#CaturdayOnAThursday
#PrincessFussyBritches

Brian Jopek

As someone once said, “I’ve found the key to happiness. Surround yourself with animals and stay away from idiots.”
#DogsOfMastodon
#CatsOfMastodon
#Jagger
#Allie

Brian Jopek

Yes, Allie has feelings. That’s why I don’t refer to her as “Princess Fussy Britches” to her face.
#CatsOfMastodon
#Caturday
#DonCorleoneCatGuy

Brian Jopek

Yes, I’m still in bed and apparently, not going anywhere.
#CatsOfMastodon
#Caturday
#PrincessFussyBritches

Brian Jopek

How my morning usually starts. Yes, I have a sexy BIPAP thingy for sleep apnea, sleep in a hoodie and have a cat that parks herself wherever the hell she wants!
#CatsOfMastodon
#CaturdayOnAMonday
#PrincessFussyBritches

Brian Jopek

Allie found herself a spot on the left side of my pillow. It would seem Caturday has begun.
#CatsOfMastodon
#Caturday
#PrincessFussyBritches

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