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@BrianJopek I like this. I had a set of such rules I used to post on social media that I developed back in the G+ days. I included antivaxxers, flat earthers, and a few others in that non-political column   @BrianJopek I will never be able to look at Princess Fussy Britches the same. As I prepare to leave for work, I notice Allie has had breakfast, crawled back into her little bed on the couch and zonked. She’s got the right idea. Don’t know who’s cat this is but it’s sure trying to look innocent. Allie appears somewhat concerned. Knowing Jagger is about to get attention with a walk, Allie must get in my face to stake a claim on me. Allie’s like “Hello? Is there anyone in there? I’m asking now before I turn to my left and literally put my ass in your face. Also, it’s time to get outta bed and feed me, ya lazy bastard.” She can be kinda bossy that way. As someone once said, “I’ve found the key to happiness. Surround yourself with animals and stay away from idiots.” Yes, Allie has feelings. That’s why I don’t refer to her as “Princess Fussy Britches” to her face. And another Caturday with Allie begins up nort.’ Yes, I’m still in bed and apparently, not going anywhere. How my morning usually starts. Yes, I have a sexy BIPAP thingy for sleep apnea, sleep in a hoodie and have a cat that parks herself wherever the hell she wants! Allie found herself a spot on the left side of my pillow. It would seem Caturday has begun. Guess who popped in to wake me? Well, look who’s gone and made herself comfortable on MY pillow! |
@BrianJopek Don't worry about their health. The so-called #McDonalds "food" was replaced after the #photograph was taken.