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Colin

Happy Easter.

Today is difficult as I got breakfast early. It's now lunchtime, I'm starving, but the humans have told me it won't arrive for another hour! An outrage. #CatsOfMastodon #EasterCat #Cat

Colin, an orange cat, lying on a bed with his front paws outstretched.
31 March at 10:30 | Open on fluffy.family
Colin

I went out to scream at the humans for abandoning me. I first screamed at them in the street, but insisted on coming back in through the back to annoy them. #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #Cat

30 March at 0:02 | Open on fluffy.family
Colin

The preferred human's friend came to visit me and I was extremely brave. I'd never met her before, but I went to say hi, permitted light strokes, did a few drive by body slams, and looked cute. I only had one malfunction, one fur explosion and one hug from the preferred human.

I considered climbing my tree that I've suddenly become highly wary of, but decided that the lower level was sufficient to show off how handsome I am. I got some treats as a reward.

A good day. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat

Colin, an orange cat standing on his hind legs on the floor, with his front legs on the lowest platform of a 4 story, grey cat tree. He is looking to the side towards a new person, who is off camera, as if to say, "are you impressed".
28 March at 22:59 | Open on fluffy.family
Colin

I got caught in a cloudburst. In answer to the man's question, I was in a bush. I'm livid. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat

27 March at 17:13 | Open on fluffy.family
Colin

#Caturday As usual, I'm having an indecision about where I should sit to while away my day. I can't find anywhere to go, so I woke the preferred human up to complain about it. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat

Colin, an orange cat, sitting on a blue rug looking up towards the camera. Behind him is a fluffy, brown cat bed, Colin's favourite cardboard box, which has a white fleece in it, and the shadow of a radiator bed on a white radiator.
16 March at 13:01 | Open on fluffy.family
Colin

We got a new treat which was chicken and cheese flavour. I was concerned because I've never had cheese flavour before, but by the time I'd considered trying it, Eric had eaten it all. He then went to sleep on the floor, not on a scratcher like cats should.

The sound is me complaining to the management. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #Outrage

14 March at 21:46 | Open on fluffy.family
Colin

I am not showing my feet to anyone in case the photos get exploited, but no one will be interested in Eric's mucky paws. #ToeBeanTuesday #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #ToeBeans

A head shot of Eric, a black and white cat, sleeping on a white duvet. One paw is crossed over the other and a dirty paw is visible, showing black and pink toes with a black pad.
A strange angle of Eric lying on his back with his white paws in the air. One paw is in front of his face, so only his mouth and some whiskers are visible. His pad is black while his toes are black and pink. The white belly fur looks knotty and ungroomed, but isn't. His feet look too big in comparison to the rest of him, which could be due to the photo angle, but he does have massive feet.
12 March at 18:59 | Open on fluffy.family
Colin

I missed #caturday. Plus, I am upset because I want to sleep in my favourite daytime spot, but Eric got there first. Where can a cat rest his weary head? I've tried sitting on him, angry glares and shouting to get him to move, but he does not care.

#CatsOfMastodon #Cat

Colin, an orange cat, is sitting side on, but looking at the camera. Behind him is Eric, a black and white cat, sleeping, curled up in a ball.
10 March at 11:11 | Open on fluffy.family
Colin

Yesterday, Eric had an anxiety wee in the tall one's room because he trapped himself in there. Today, the preferred human went in to check he'd not done it again, so nurse Colin had to run after his patient. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #Paramedicat

Colin, an orange cat, running down a corridor near a child's bookshelf.
5 March at 16:32 | Open on fluffy.family
Colin

The preferred human tried to groom me. Something to do with "Colin flocking the whole house," which I presume is referring to the gentle moulting I am currently undergoing; a natural process that requires zero human interference, (unless you are Eric and cannot look after yourself properly).

I bravely ran away into a bush to fix myself.

#CatsOfMastodon #Cat #Spring

Colin, an orange cat, running across a flower bed towards a large, green bush. The flower bed has a camellia bush with a few red flowers on it and lots of spring bulbs, which are not flowering as have been lightly trampled by cats.
4 March at 17:09 | Open on fluffy.family
Colin

I am outraged! It is #Caturday but the man and the tall one are cleaning. Vacuuming on caturday? Really? Cleaning is only permitted on Wednesdays according to the cat charter.

#CatsOfMastodon #Cat

Colin, an orange cat, curled up on a bed with his tail over his nose. His ears, however, are on alert due to the cleaning noise. One eye is half open.
2 March at 12:26 | Open on fluffy.family
Colin

I'm sitting on my scratcher doing normal cat things, yet Eric is being weird. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #FediCat

1 March at 22:33 | Open on fluffy.family
Colin

Disaster! I went outside to shout at the humans when they came home last night, but I was so busy running around and shouting that I got locked out in the rain all night.

This morning, I was throwing myself at the back door, thinking I'd been abandoned. I was damp and starving!

I'm now having a sleep to recover from the trauma after having eaten my breakfast. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat

Colin inside a grey duvet with his head sticking out. He looks tired, but is not quite asleep yet.
22 February at 11:47 | Open on fluffy.family
Colin

The outrage! It's raining. I bravely went out to have a wee in a bush because it was an emergency. I was mid-flow, when out of the bush, Eric popped out his head and sniffed me. There was nothing I could do but continue my business while being sniffed. It was most unseemly and I am upset. #cats #CatsOfMastodon

Colin, an orange cat, sitting on a bed. He is looking down and to the left, but his ears are alert. He looks a bit sad.
14 February at 10:14 | Open on fluffy.family
Colin

I have seeds! Seeds! There are seeds stuck to me! Help! Seeds! SEEDS!

Someone needs to fix it, but without touching me. No, you cannot use a brush.

I shall just stand here hyperventilating until this is sorted. Thank you.

#CatsOfMastodon #cats #SpringProblems

Colin, an orange cat, is standing on a bed. His forelegs are positioned, so it looks like he is walking towards you. His head is turned slightly to the right and he's looking down. Ears are forward, eyes open, but not wide.
13 February at 8:29 | Open on fluffy.family
Colin

What does one have to do round here to get an uninterrupted snooze? #CatsOfMastodon #Cat

12 February at 18:11 | Open on fluffy.family
Colin

Some people may wonder how I communicate all my deep thoughts to the preferred human. I am actually extremely chatty and communicative, as this video shows. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat

8 February at 5:17 | Open on fluffy.family
Colin

My food place has disappeared because they've moved everything in my kitchen. Does this mean I am no longer going to get food? Why are they moving everything? I don't like it. :ablobcatcry:

I ran bravely away to tell the preferred human all about it and have a hug to calm down. I am hyperventilating. :blobcat_oh_no: #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #FediCat

Colin, an orange cat, standing side on in a kitchen in front of a white door. There is a large brown wooden, glass, display cabinet and a wooden rocking chair next to the door. Colin is looking at the furniture with some alarm.
Colin, an orange cat, taken from above. He is running bravely across the kitchen floor. The picture is slightly blurry due to the speed Colin was running.
6 February at 17:14 | Open on fluffy.family
Colin
Colin

Apparently, I am a "drama queen" who has plenty of places to sleep. The preferred human was not sympathetic to my complaints about Eric being on the bed. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #Cat

A close-up of Colin, an orange cat, sitting on a bed. In the background is Eric, a black and white cat, who looks like he is attempting to wash himself.
3 February at 13:04 | Open on fluffy.family
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