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Colin

There are unauthorised workmen in the garden! :ablobcatcry: #CatsOfMastodon #Cat

Blurred due to cat distress.

Colin

This is just a reminder that on hot days, it's important to stay hydrated. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #StayHydrated

Colin

It's #caturday, but as usual, I have complaints:

The humans went out and left me alone for months. They only left me crunchy food all day and I had to share with Eric.

While they were gone, we got new next-door neighbours. I did not authorise this. It's not only big humans, but also small, noisy ones. My snooze on the decking was interrupted by them playing with a ball and making human noise. This is unacceptable. #cat #CatsOfMastodon

Colin

The humans have dismantled my favourite strategic redeployment spot (under the bed) so I have nowhere to go in times of extreme peril. :ablobcatcry: #cats #CatsOfMastodon

*picture blurred due to extreme cat distress when the bin lorry came.

Colin

There is a storm, so I have bravely conducted a strategic redeployment to under the bed.

This is me looking upset in the sun from earlier today. #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #Fedicats

Colin

If you go out and abandon me, this is the reception you will get. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat

Colin

Running towards the preferred human to apologise for verbally abusing her earlier. She had been checking my fur with a comb, which I had not consented to. Therefore, I feel it was deserved, but I felt apologising anyway was the gentlemanly thing to do to keep the treats coming my way.

#WhiskersWednesday #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #Fedicat #Garden

Colin

Today was a nice day. The preferred human did not go out, I had a nice time sunbathing and Eric was not as annoying as usual. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats

Colin

I came downstairs after my long sleep to find two spare humans sleeping in the lounge. I immediately went back upstairs to inform the preferred human, but she didn't seem very concerned at all.

I went back downstairs, hissed at the spare humans, then gave them a hard stare. They haven't taken the hint, so I have gone outside for my own safety.
#Caturday #cat #CatsOfMastodon

Colin

The tall one decided to pick me up.

She wanted a hug, but Eric was not available. I tried my best to be helpful, but I did not enjoy it one bit. #Cat #CatsOfMastodon

Colin

Eric is misusing my tree! This will be a bit of a thread because it was highly upsetting. #CatsOfMastodon #Fedicat #Cat #Cats part 1 of 4

Colin

Eric is not using the radiator bed correctly. #blep #Cat #CatsOfMastodon

Colin

I have been groomed! The outrage. I am not Eric. I am quite capable of keeping myself clean and do not need human assistance.

I got very angry and verbally abused the preferred human :blobcathissing: #CatsOfMastodon #Cat

Colin

Eric says his tail is completely normal and mine is too small. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #CatTail #Fluffy

Colin

I'm giving the man a pointless hug. Look how happy I'm making him. #CatsOfMastodon #BankHoliday #Cat

Colin

Happy Easter.

Today is difficult as I got breakfast early. It's now lunchtime, I'm starving, but the humans have told me it won't arrive for another hour! An outrage. #CatsOfMastodon #EasterCat #Cat

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