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:cyan_256:​【Ξnigmatico】 🐱
Im going to give you the most important piece of advice I can give you up to this date, fedi.

Dont become what you fear the most.

Become more like the people you love, so that you can be closer to them.
:cyan_256:​【Ξnigmatico】 🐱
Fedi does not really want cute girls. Fedi wants to be the cute girl :meowGiggle:
:cyan_256:​【Ξnigmatico】 🐱
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undefined Kaede

@enigmatico I hacked your system! I still get all the cuteposting yet I never paid a single cent

undefined Kaede

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cc @Evv1L btw because this little cattie reminds me of Neco

:cyan_256:​【Ξnigmatico】 🐱
I just read a stupid blog article about "why new laptops dont include an ethernet port" and "why they should be removed".

Righ. Because, you know... WiFi is very stable, is not prone to bandwidth variations depending on the noise and the signal strength and because its very very secure. Like, nobody has ever gotten into your network through WiFi nor attacked any devices connected through WiFi.

Why should we include ethernet ports? Lets remove them so that IT workers also have problems troubleshooting or testing networks.

Fuck tech journalists, fuck the tech industry, and fuck the general public who buys all this stuff.
I just read a stupid blog article about "why new laptops dont include an ethernet port" and "why they should be removed".

Righ. Because, you know... WiFi is very stable, is not prone to bandwidth variations depending on the noise and the signal strength and because its very very secure. Like, nobody has ever gotten into your network through WiFi nor attacked any devices connected through WiFi.
a self-hosted /dev/urandom
@enigmatico what were their actual reasons _for removing_ them? hopefully not "then the laptops can be slimmer" or smth like that
Rumia

@enigmatico We need an ethernet port because
1) Many linux distros don't include proprietary wireless drivers.
2) Many linux distros come with net-based installers.

Looking at you, Debian.

:cyan_256:​【Ξnigmatico】 🐱
People: "Let's get things straight"
Fedi: "We'd prefer if we got 'em gay"
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