I already take care of the skin I live in; I need a solution for taking care of the flesh heap I've piled up in the corner.

pictured: me I turn off the news for the evening

my favorite petty thing to do is scrubbing utf parameters before sharing a link. especially with tiktok links. sure the short URLs are so much more convenient but this is about the PRINCIPAL

I'm having trouble articulating my deep discomfort over the idea of pouring coffee over a sofa. The furniture company behind this needs to apologize.

I know I'm a tiny bit biased but the Mastodon Android app is legitimately one of the most fun Android apps to poke around in. @grishka added tons of micro-interactions that make it an absolute joy to use #mastodev

i want a steady stream of videos of people ripping up carpet to reveal beautiful flooring

My brother found a public domain goldmine. In the
1800s, cigarette companies included collectable cards
to advertise their brand, brands often had a unique
theme. In the case of American Tobacco Co, they had
“beauties” teaching International Code Signals.

Every presidents day, I think about how brave it was for Washington to sacrifice his life so future Americans could save 30% on any twin- or queen-sized mattress. A national hero 🥺🇱🇷🇱🇷

I think I posted this before on mastodon but I really wanna talk about what Facebook does to evade adblockers. Because it is funny and deeply diabolical.

if you're not installing roller rink carpeting in your home, you're not skating to the puck

what if we kissed at the site where the pavillon de l'esprit nouveau once stood ahaha jk jk

unless

not one soul:
art school students on insta:

I have a bunch of essay ideas that are virtually worthless because my brain only forms really solid titles, not fleshed out arguments. I barely know what to do with these.

the west village has the vibe of a cabinet with a super thin wood door and a tiny knob that’s been painted over so many times that it’s, like, smoothed down to a nub.

speak for yourself, the notes are where my million dollar ideas flourish https://reproof.app/blog/notes-apps-help-us-forget

Made a Caesar Shift encryption toy with a neat 50s spy noir visual design. https://samhenri.gold/blog/20220212-caesar-shifter/build/

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IBM was founded in 1844 by Charles Business-Machines

I am a huge fan of the auto generated inspirational quote images but for Vincent Gallo.

We need a new acronym for FAANG. Facebook is now Meta, Google is Alphabet, Netflix is outta there. I propose we drop Meta and adopt Adobe so the acronym would be AAAA.