Sorry babe, the Set It Off Duality Bed Sheets Spread Comforter Duvet Cover Bedding Set STAYS ON the bed during sex.

flip clock screensavers really had a stranglehold on us in 2013, huh?

what is machine learning if not High Intensity Integer Training

“you can’t yell fire in a crowded theater” yes you can. sounds like you just don’t believe in yourself.

I've got a bunch of names for shitty CS projects if anyone wants to adopt one. Here are a couple freebies:

Milli Vanilli JS (maybe some web dev utility for prototyping? slogan could be "fake it til you make it")

DashCAML (specifically for embedded use in dash cams)

scoped slots
slot props
i can't take it anymops
we didn't start the fire

you can have a lot of fun abusing the svg dashed line property

new blog post: Why I Liquidated My Assets and Invested in GapCash https://samhenri.gold/blog/20230102-gap-cash/

Duolingo dutch is going pretty well, i’m on day four. De jongen is een boterham en ik heb geen ogen. (that means “where is the train station”)

crème brûlée challah french toast. it’s great. i’m very pleased with myself.

how long am i allowed to keep my hondadays decorations up

I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, this new years.

this cnn broadcast is far too sober.

a family member is over at our place, she’s a high school attendance secretary and brought a stack of some truly elite absence excuse notes from parents. my personal favorite:

“Please excuse [students name], 10th grade, from school today. He has been hurling a lot. Bedlam over here. Warm regards.”

Someone should make a thread here running all of Neil Cicierega's 50 state nightmares through #stablediffusion

For instance, the official Arkansas state nightmare is an unscrupulous realtor sells your house while you are in the bathroom:

CI/CD but it's just a small gremlin man that transcribes code into binaries by hand and manually submits them to the app store

There’s a Good Reason These Apps Don’t Have Quoting Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of It Yet

i cannot run `ncu` without thinking “node cinematic universe”

while mastodon does not have shadow banning, i think it would be really funny if we all agreed to block the same user at the same time to emulate it.

i cannot for the life of me find a challah in the middle of the week