be more deliberate in how you use content warnings thank youuuuuuuuu

i’ll just save you the time on every “hidden iphone secrets” video: just scroll through accessibility settings.

Panic at the Disco has just announced its breakup, but at least they ended on a pitchy, strained high note.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/3828327-classified-documents-found-at-pences-indiana-home/

spotify makes these personalized mix playlists and they’ve lately flown off the handle.

Fun fact of the day! Have you ever wondered why firefighters are depicted with dalmatians? It’s because dalmatians were bred to be 100% fire retardant. Try it out!

Negative one follower away from 998 followers!! Super exciting

"Local Man" Breaks Down His Most Iconic Voices Inside Head

“did you know google makes a phone” yes i do please stop bugging me

i'd appreciate a nice client for interfacing with the wayback machine's various APIs.

ngl i think it would be kinda fun to do media training

i think the kids would have a lot of fun with a tiktok filter that’s just an OpenGL playground

new video (read: shitpost): How to get VS code free no torrent 2023 updated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC8v_gagR10

A LARGE BOX OF FART ARSES

can some linguist tell me why no-one in my generation — myself included — can normally express their approval of something? I just saw a concert video and my reaction wasn't "aw that was amazing!" but rather "she absolutely served. run me over with a pickup truck queen. break my fingers one by one."

the branding for the US semi-quincentennial (2026) sucks total ass

Lyme, Connecticut freaks me out

this came to me in a dream