In the US, companies are under no obligation to honor any request that they stop sending you physical mail. Send them as many requests in as varied a format as you like; they can ignore each and every one.
EXCEPT. If you say "please stop, this mailing made me horny", they are required by federal law to immediately block your address. It doesn't have to be honest or sincere; just saying "your ad turned me on, and I don't like it" is enough. πβοΈ
@noelle Oh shit, I'm going to have to try this. The Church of Scientology has been mailing me for 30 years since the age of 16 when I took a sidewalk personality test. They've followed me across 3 states and like 12 addresses. It would be great if all I had to say was L. Ron Hubbard's smarmy little face makes me turgid
I am legitimately in awe of the person so far up their own ass that they think "I haven't heard of NFTs" and "NFTs are awesome!" are the only possible responses here.
Also, no, NFTs are not fucking "Web 3.0", Children of the Coin fuck off
I just realized that "nacho" and "Nazi" are linguistic cousins. (Nachos are named for their inventor, Ignacio Anaya; "Nazi" is from Ignatz, a stock "ignorant bumpkin" character in Bavarian jokes.)
"Queue" is the only English word I know of where you can remove four consecutive letters and have what remains be pronounced the same as the original word.
They need to find a source of electricity. So obviously they're going to walk away from the giant tower with the only active light on it for miles around. :blobfacepalm:β
I know what an aleurometer is (it measures the quality of flour), but every time I see the word I have to remind myself that it's not ailurometer (which would measure cats).