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Just Ellie 🐍

In the US, companies are under no obligation to honor any request that they stop sending you physical mail. Send them as many requests in as varied a format as you like; they can ignore each and every one.

EXCEPT. If you say "please stop, this mailing made me horny", they are required by federal law to immediately block your address. It doesn't have to be honest or sincere; just saying "your ad turned me on, and I don't like it" is enough. 🌈⭐️

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Les Orchard

@noelle Oh shit, I'm going to have to try this. The Church of Scientology has been mailing me for 30 years since the age of 16 when I took a sidewalk personality test. They've followed me across 3 states and like 12 addresses. It would be great if all I had to say was L. Ron Hubbard's smarmy little face makes me turgid

Nice Ears Homo :Mlm_vamp_enby_crossbow: ​:puzzle:​ :ffxiv_drk:


Dr. Quadragon ❌

@noelle Imagine the possibilities!

Just Ellie 🐍

So if you ever wondered whether those Bored Ape NFTs were racist or started by neo-Nazis, wonder no more. (The answer is "yes".)

Bored Ape Club is Racist and Started by Neo-Nazis:

Just Ellie 🐍

I am legitimately in awe of the person so far up their own ass that they think "I haven't heard of NFTs" and "NFTs are awesome!" are the only possible responses here.

Also, no, NFTs are not fucking "Web 3.0", Children of the Coin fuck off

Just Ellie 🐍

Look, I'm just gonna say it: "poggers" sounds really fucking silly to those of us old enough to remember Pogs.

Just Ellie 🐍

Given the comments I'm getting - is "poggers" related to Pogs? I'd always understood it to be derived from "play of the game".

Just Ellie 🐍

I just realized that "nacho" and "Nazi" are linguistic cousins. (Nachos are named for their inventor, Ignacio Anaya; "Nazi" is from Ignatz, a stock "ignorant bumpkin" character in Bavarian jokes.)


@noelle Uh, I thought nazi was a portmanteau of national-sozialist

Just Ellie 🐍

I've never shoplifted.

I've been arrested because someone I was with shoplifted something, and I was banned from Sears for two years, but I've never shoplifted myself.

Just Ellie 🐍

"Queue" is the only English word I know of where you can remove four consecutive letters and have what remains be pronounced the same as the original word.

Just Ellie 🐍

what if πŸ‘‰ πŸ‘ˆ

we were in space suits πŸ‘‰ πŸ‘ˆ

and we were both sus πŸ‘‰ πŸ‘ˆ

Just Ellie 🐍

They need to find a source of electricity. So obviously they're going to walk away from the giant tower with the only active light on it for miles around. :blobfacepalm:​


@noelle Something is amiss in that episode. Loki doesn't have the power to lift a tower without touching it.

Just Ellie 🐍

I know what an aleurometer is (it measures the quality of flour), but every time I see the word I have to remind myself that it's not ailurometer (which would measure cats).

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