@jef

"Sunset keeps getting earlier by a few minutes per day, which is sad but we can adjust to it, but then BAM we are all supposed to change the clocks so that it's suddenly A FULL HOUR EARLIER and it's PITCH DARK AFTER WORK what the hell."

When I wake up for work, it’s always on the same time, when my phone rings, no matter how dark it’s outside

what changes is not having sun in the morning

"Hello I would like to have no sun for two hours after waking up instead of one" "9:15AM is a good time for sunrise" (which means it’s only bright at 10am basically)

statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged