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"It worry.
He cleans.
Some butt."

@mwl I guess “Home Hard” gave the wrong vibe?

@mwl worry... He cleans some butt.

@mwl "Die alone without the family". Sounds like a nice uplifting film.

@mwl @faticake It worry…
He cleans,
some butt.
Die Alone: without the family

@mwl Looks like even John is afraid of Kevin

@mwl@io.mwl.io sounds like an interesting documovie.

@mwl 🤣

@mwl Yeah, nope. That one drew blood.

@mwl I´d prefer HOME HARD 🤣 🤣 🤣

@mwl @trendytoots That gets a big old bookmark!

@mwl Could have gone with "Home Hard" too, but ehhhh, that's a different kind of film, I think maybe.

@mwl @arnelson Funny I watched these two movies last night at my parents. :)

@mwl Something every conservative needs to do.

@mwl "Home Hard"

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This Christmas, you will... #DieAlone

It's a dark tagline, but I had to do it.

@mwl “He cleans some butt.”

@mwl MacAuley Culkin is old enough to play this role now. Dad working hard into Christmas Eve to make ends meet for his family. Tower he's working in gets taken over by terrorists. He fights his way to freedom and his family.

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Every goddamn day.

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The character MacAuley Culkin’s brother plays in Succession would be an interesting Bruce Willis replacement in Die Hard.

Potty mouth, usually creative, hits on the older women at the party besides his wife, can’t help but BS in the lobby with the guard team, drives Hans Gruber crazy with nonsense, says to Gruber not “tell them you don’t know me” but “go ahead shoot him see if I give a shit” etc.

@mwl sorry, can only do Home Hard. At it's called Bombie. 🙈 Merry Christmas to you people!! 🎄

@mwl and Ms. Barbenheiner (Ms. Barb is a teacher at my school)

@mwl Home Hard is the weird spin-off

@mwl in the end, we all die alone

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@mwl Hard Home!

@mwl What about Home Hard? Or is it a movie that is on TV after 23:00?

@mwl @lzg “He Cleans Some Butt” is a seriously unique movie tagline!

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Der einzige Film mit FSK70.

Zynisch, aber leider wahr u.a. in Deutschland.

@mwl The plots are actually not that different...

@mwl 😔

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Die alone? Not the greatest title for a Christmas themed double feature.

@simonvarwell surely the soundtrack would be Malcolm Middleton!

@mwl ok now this combo i would do

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I like:
DIE ASCHENBRÖDEL!

@mwl ah yes, a Christmas classic.

I watch it with the children and my best macho friend every year

@mwl Oppenheimer was such a brutal disappointment that I'm now considering the Barbie movie. I mean Margot Robbie is God.

@mwl he cleans some butt???

@mwl My favorite part: “He cleans some butt”

@mwl @c0debabe I prefer the Long Kiss Alone. Or Kiss Kiss Goodbye.

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It works both ways, replace Willis with Culkin in the Nakatomi plaza setting or replace Culkin with Willis in the McCallister family home.

@mwl this is the way

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"Perfect for people who claimed Barbie was 'too woke.'"

@mwl From the makers of Home Hard

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He cooks, somewhere inside