 Welcome to Mastodon! It's a laid back place. But here's a few simple rules you must follow: 1. Never assume that a user is human. This can be very offensive to non-humans. 2. Do not make jokes about peanut allergies, anything that could be deemed a hobby, or anyone who passed away more recently than the year 1300. 3. Always use the hashtag #notascam. Otherwise, we will assume you are swindling us. 4. Tell three of your friends to join. Yes, it's a pyramid scheme. 23 comments
@toybox @lowqualityfacts absolutely not on that note, you should buy my dropshipping video course @DakkiReads @lowqualityfacts Sure, let me get my credit card and I'll write the number. Everyone else: don't peek! #NotAScam @lowqualityfacts  @lowqualityfacts But what *can* I post about? Oh well, guess I'll just have to make fun of Eric II of Norway (1268-1299). But that may require some research. And learning Norwegian. That must be required here. @lowqualityfacts Let's see, what would be most insulting to a medieval king... "What do you call a king who can't produce a male heir? Norwegian!" "Despite having no heir for his own kingdom, he tried to inherit the throne of Scotland from his daughter. But the Scots didn't think he made a very good queen." That's all I've got based on the English Wikipedia article about him.  @Burn_this_ @lowqualityfacts It's so handy how you can just look up the Wikipedia article on 1299 and find what notable events, births, and deaths occurred.  @steeph @lowqualityfacts @lowqualityfacts 5. Content warnings should be used on any text or image that could be offensive, unwanted, controversial, alive, irritating, uninteresting, political, opinionated, not useful, fear-inducing, or nonsensical... or follow standard practice on your instance.  @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social @lowqualityfacts I thought it was an MLM scheme. Shoot. Can i speak with the manager, please? #notascam @lowqualityfacts seems fair. You forgot to collect a credit card number, expiration date, and cvv to receive blue verification checkmark though
  @kimlockhartga@beige.party @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social haha, love the pyramid scheme part😆  @lowqualityfacts always use content warnings for pictures of pets, especially if they are looking at the camera. Not everyone has pets or eyes.  @kierkegaank @lowqualityfacts It warms my lack of a heart that people with eyes will give some consideration for my pathetic excuse for sight organs--basically cup-shaped mushrooms with light-sensitive cells inside. That tapetum lucidum makes me so freakin' envious. And lens, obviously. I have to admit that eyes are maybe the *one* thing animals can do better than fungi, so I appreciate not having that waved around in my lack of a face all the time. |
Gregory's Server
@lowqualityfacts if this was #bluesky it wouldnt be low quality facts, it would just be facts