@lowqualityfacts I'm French

I am in fact a frog

@lowqualityfacts Does it have to be a frog, or are seahorses ok?
#TeamSeahorse

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI9FCSPPnok

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I'm lactose intolerant.

So close to finding my tribe.

@lowqualityfacts I don't have recurring dreams that I'm a frog nor do I spend my days studying ancient texts in search of a forbidden incantation that transforms humans into amphibians, but I love to read.

@lowqualityfacts 32K followers and following 40

ok

@lowqualityfacts This is pretty accurate if you switch frog with a rabbit, so yeah, friends??

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Close enough on those last three 🤣

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If I was a frog, the cats would probably eat me

@lowqualityfacts As a Latin teacher I have to go out of my way to hide those texts from the students. They barely do their work in human form.

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Sorry, I only have the dream where I am the Pope, dreaming that there is a frog sleeping on my chest.

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ice cream & books👍 👍
But wolf instead of frog

@lowqualityfacts Mastodon Ftagn

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social is this an “any of the above” or an “all of the above” situation?

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I’m following you!!

@lowqualityfacts Run in terror from princesses

@lowqualityfacts It's going to be a "no" from me on the ice cream

@lowqualityfacts this is how Prince Charming started

@lowqualityfacts I have recurring dreams, but they're about a nice one-bedroom apartment, next door to a converted theater and some shops. There's a door in the back of the bedroom that leads into my grandparent's house in the 1980s. The front door to a place that makes me think of an out building of shopping center within walking distance of me

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Does this require *all* items on this list or 'a la carte' ?

@lowqualityfacts recurring dreams about ninja assassins, but they're frogs with aluminum foil katanas.

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[Pulls out ‘Mastering The Art of French Cooking’]

Come, sit next to me!

@lowqualityfacts are you sure u aren't a frog dreaming that you are a human?

@lowqualityfacts So many questions:

- How many items are required for a boost / being your people?
- Does crazy frog (the Axel F ringtone scam mascot) count as a frog (despite its creator stating it's not a frog; it's complicated)?

@lowqualityfacts hmm, I don't feel distraught, sorry can't boost