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Low Quality Facts

Still trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost if you:

-Like ice cream.

-Enjoy reading books.

-Have recurring dreams that you are a frog.

-Feel distraught when you wake up and realize that you are in fact not a frog.

-Spend your days studying ancient texts in search of a forbidden incantation that transforms humans into amphibians.

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@lowqualityfacts Does it have to be a frog, or are seahorses ok?
#TeamSeahorse

Thirteenth Worrier

@lowqualityfacts
I'm lactose intolerant.

So close to finding my tribe.

Tanya Kasim

@lowqualityfacts I don't have recurring dreams that I'm a frog nor do I spend my days studying ancient texts in search of a forbidden incantation that transforms humans into amphibians, but I love to read.

Low Quality Facts

@cat_static I just explained this to someone else, but my account was temporarily suspended and I lost all the people I was following when I got it back.

cat static

@lowqualityfacts Ok, but why are you looking for your people if there's all those followers to follow?

The Jack of Sandwich

@cat_static @lowqualityfacts 40 seems like a reasonable number to me. How many would you expect them to follow?

cat static

@jack_of_sandwich Irrelevant. A "looking for my people" post is dishonest when there are thousands to follow. See?

The Jack of Sandwich

@cat_static seems you don't understand the premise of the account

cat static

@jack_of_sandwich Commercial account masquerading as one seeking interaction with likeminded people?

Mombie πŸ§Ÿβ€β™€οΈ || Fα΄€Κ€α΄€Κœ

@lowqualityfacts This is pretty accurate if you switch frog with a rabbit, so yeah, friends??

Edelruth

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Close enough on those last three 🀣

zendao42

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If I was a frog, the cats would probably eat me

potpie

@lowqualityfacts As a Latin teacher I have to go out of my way to hide those texts from the students. They barely do their work in human form.

kinyutaka

@lowqualityfacts

Sorry, I only have the dream where I am the Pope, dreaming that there is a frog sleeping on my chest.

Anna G

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ice cream & booksπŸ‘ πŸ‘
But wolf instead of frog

Iris Young (he/they/she) (PhD)

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social is this an β€œany of the above” or an β€œall of the above” situation?

Owl
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Replace the word "frog" with "owl" and it would be me πŸ™‚
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Isaac

@lowqualityfacts It's going to be a "no" from me on the ice cream

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@lowqualityfacts I have recurring dreams, but they're about a nice one-bedroom apartment, next door to a converted theater and some shops. There's a door in the back of the bedroom that leads into my grandparent's house in the 1980s. The front door to a place that makes me think of an out building of shopping center within walking distance of me

Nick

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Does this require *all* items on this list or 'a la carte' ?

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@lowqualityfacts recurring dreams about ninja assassins, but they're frogs with aluminum foil katanas.

Tengrain

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⬆️

[Pulls out β€˜Mastering The Art of French Cooking’]

Come, sit next to me!

ditto desempregado

@lowqualityfacts are you sure u aren't a frog dreaming that you are a human?

Carlos Duarte do Nascimento

@lowqualityfacts So many questions:

- How many items are required for a boost / being your people?
- Does crazy frog (the Axel F ringtone scam mascot) count as a frog (despite its creator stating it's not a frog; it's complicated)?

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