 Still trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost if you: -Like ice cream. -Enjoy reading books. -Have recurring dreams that you are a frog. -Feel distraught when you wake up and realize that you are in fact not a frog. -Spend your days studying ancient texts in search of a forbidden incantation that transforms humans into amphibians. 43 comments
 @lowqualityfacts I don't have recurring dreams that I'm a frog nor do I spend my days studying ancient texts in search of a forbidden incantation that transforms humans into amphibians, but I love to read. @cat_static I just explained this to someone else, but my account was temporarily suspended and I lost all the people I was following when I got it back. @lowqualityfacts Ok, but why are you looking for your people if there's all those followers to follow? @cat_static @lowqualityfacts 40 seems like a reasonable number to me. How many would you expect them to follow? @jack_of_sandwich Irrelevant. A "looking for my people" post is dishonest when there are thousands to follow. See? @jack_of_sandwich Commercial account masquerading as one seeking interaction with likeminded people? @lowqualityfacts This is pretty accurate if you switch frog with a rabbit, so yeah, friends??  @lowqualityfacts As a Latin teacher I have to go out of my way to hide those texts from the students. They barely do their work in human form.  Sorry, I only have the dream where I am the Pope, dreaming that there is a frog sleeping on my chest.  @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social is this an βany of the aboveβ or an βall of the aboveβ situation?  @lowqualityfacts
Replace the word "frog" with "owl" and it would be me π photo_2022-01-06_05-58-52.jpg  @lowqualityfacts I have recurring dreams, but they're about a nice one-bedroom apartment, next door to a converted theater and some shops. There's a door in the back of the bedroom that leads into my grandparent's house in the 1980s. The front door to a place that makes me think of an out building of shopping center within walking distance of me  @nlarson830 ah hell, it's a holiday. I'm sure @lowqualityfacts would be generous enough to allow it. This time. @RamenCatholic @lowqualityfacts Its a good day to set goals so perhaps I can get up to 3 for 5 in 2024. @nlarson830 I have faith in you, I bet you can create a whole Frogsona in a year! @lowqualityfacts @lowqualityfacts recurring dreams about ninja assassins, but they're frogs with aluminum foil katanas. @lowqualityfacts So many questions: - How many items are required for a boost / being your people? |
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