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Daphne⭐ (v2.🦊)

@Impossible_PhD Agree wholeheartedly, but how much do you want to bet the new year gets a gym membership, goes once, then calls it quits in the first week

Tucker Carlson's Nuts

@daphnestar @Impossible_PhD
🥥 Also buys exercise equipment that ends up in a closet first, then in a yard sale. 🥥

Konosocio

@Impossible_PhD I just compiled a list of 15 people I will send this to tomorrow.

Toe Knee

@Impossible_PhD I'm considering scheduling emails that send this image to myself and others for the next 10+ December 31sts.

Not fully unrelated: Coldstone should adopt a fox as their mascot. I don't eat ice cream much, but I might go there just to grin about that.

Daniele Gaither

@Impossible_PhD NYE is one of the most overrated holidays.

Krupo

@DanieleGaither @Impossible_PhD party night for amateurs as one of my old friends called it

floydgump

@Impossible_PhD A better world is always the goal selflessness is a far better goal than selfishness.

Nicola Elle 🏳️‍⚧️

@Impossible_PhD I recently sent off New Years cards to a few people. Before talking about 2023, I started with a quick recap of 2022... and 2021... and 2020... and 2019...

Aušrinė [disputed]

@Impossible_PhD nothing says your resolution has to be about improvement. You could resolve to be your worst self.

Tucker Carlson's Nuts

@ausrine @Impossible_PhD
🥥 And THAT would be a resolution that Eye would have no trouble keeping. 🥥

Bruce Heerssen

@ausrine @Impossible_PhD
I would like to resolve to stay drunk, but alas, I would soon run out of money for booze.

Tucker Carlson's Nuts

@Impossible_PhD
🥥 No moar resolutions, Doc, we have a winner! 🥥

Mac_Raevkettu

@Impossible_PhD - I've been saying that a long time ago but they refute me, so now I'm glad I'm not the only one saying so.

TJ Radcliffe

@Impossible_PhD

A friend recently commented that she hoped the people she insulted and offended in 2023 would do better in 2024 so she didn't have to do it again.

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