Did you know that before the invention of the crowbar, crows just drank at home?
@neauoire I legit laughed at loud at this
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@neauoire oh no you didn't
@neauoire I had dinner at a chicken bar last night. Man, I had no idea drunk roosters could be so obnoxious.
#Curmudgeonry
@neauoire I both love and hate you for this. Boosted.
@neauoire I legit laughed at loud at this