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Kit Bashir

“The signal is repeating! We’ve got the whole thing.”

“How many bits?”

“Almost 500k. 454,957 bits”

“I got a hunch, factorize that number”

“Bingo, seven fifty seven times six oh one. Think it could be a rectangular bitmap?”.

“It’s what we used to do back before those assholes let Arecibo fall down. Try bm2png.pl in my bin dir.”

“That worked. Holy shit I know that image. It’s the Pioneer plaque. That diagram from Pioneer 11 of human figures, and a map to Earth.”

“What, thats impossible, it’s only been, what, 70 odd years. That probe would still be in our own Kuiper Belt.”

“Outside it, actually, it’d be about one sixty AU out. They lost contact in the mid 90s. Still basically in our backyard but.”

“It’s too soon! If someone’s found it now, that would mean. Shit. They’re. Already. Here. Inside the Solar system.”

“And all they’ve got to say, is ‘Hi, we liked ur meme’.?”

“Maybe not, can you bring up an image of the original plaque? Are the images identical?”

“I’ll do a layer subtraction. Hey, there /is/ a difference. In the map of the planets. They’ve omitted Pluto from their copy.”

“Fucking hell. Little green reply guys.”

#Tootfic #MicroFiction

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Kit Bashir

..."I think you mean 'we've been Little Green Mansplained'"

"Don't you start!"

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #BonusPanel

Biggles

@Unixbigot "wait!
Wait. Just... Check.
Check to see if Pluto is still there."

20 minutes later

"What the hell? It vanished from the recordings about the same time we received the first message."

"so... This maybe isn't little green reply guys, maybe it's a toxic xenophobia brigade?"

Albert ARIBAUD ✎

@Taco_lad

Nope. Looks like there's an addendum, though. Let me see... "Thanks for the bug report. Fixed it. Will initiate more general housekeeping in five <untranslatable>."

@Unixbigot

eric

@Unixbigot

"Quick, reply with this ASCII string and see what they have to say back: "l li ll L"

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@Unixbigot I would read the shit out of a book or series like this

Kit Bashir

@airjunglist thanks. Have you read Carl Sagan’s “Contact”? The signal encoding and its eventual meaning are much cooler than in the movie.

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@Unixbigot no but thank you I will read it, sounds interesting!

Tim Panton

@Unixbigot I had to think of @sundogplanets and the search for planet nine in the Kuiper Belt

Simon 🥧 man 🥥🌴 🇺🇸

@Unixbigot reminds me of this event. youtu.be/5V2KuClix_k?si=9-zL5q

I used to live near to that radio dish and even did a summer internship there.

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