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Brian Bilston

Today’s poem consists of popular searches on Google to do with Christmas. It’s called ‘Christmas in the Age of Google’.

Christmas in the Age of Google
 
is christmas in the bible
why does christmas make me cry
is christmas dinner tax deductible
do christmas elves ever die
 
christmas is a time for giving
christmas is a load of crap
christmas is a coming
and the geese are getting fat
 
can christmas pudding make you drunk
can christmas lights kill a cat
can christmas island crabs be eaten
is christmas skins coming back
 
christmas is a hippopotamus
christmas is a rockin time
christmas is a proper noun
christmas is a state of mind
 
is christmas getting too commercial
is christmas celebrated in Peru
is chris packham related to jools holland
is christmas music bad for you
 
christmas is all around bill nighy
christmas is a time to share
christmas is just around the corner
christmas is in the air


Brian Bilston
21 comments
Red Dog

@brianbilston Brilliant! And "Is Chris Packham related to Jools Holland" made me laugh out loud 😁

Alexis Bushnell

@Old_Red_Dog @brianbilston fun fact - I am related to Jools Holland (distantly by marriage!)

Simon Cox :SEO:

Brilliant!
Only @brianbilston could turn Google People Also Asked into a Christmas poem! One for the #seo crowd!

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@brianbilston the association between hippos and the season of goodwill had completely passed me by. World changing. 🦛 🎄

Brian Bilston

@vrsimility Christmas is the never the same again once you know.

Amiek (Annemiek)

@Indyposterboy @brianbilston This one is truly brilliant... Let's see if I can get our museum volunteers singing this. 😃

Iwillyeah

@brianbilston I snorted at the Chris Packham line. I need an answer now.

calsnoboarder

@brianbilston we have come full circle. You used google to choose phrases that fit your writing requirement whether it was accurate or not… then put your name to it just like AI!

Heidi 🇳🇱🇪🇺

@brianbilston I laughed too loud I’m afraid.
And about Christmas music? Mariah Carey is NOT for me. 😵‍💫
Although he’s not young anymore, Bill Nighy can visite me any time. 🤗

maybenot

@brianbilston
i am literally festive
this needs to become a christmas tune asap

Amanda

@brianbilston The United Methodist Church made a video based on this concept. It was cute.

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