web vital metric acronyms are a dyslexic nightmare. LCP. FID. FCP. i propose leaning further into that to make everyone feel as lost as I do when reading those acronyms.

maybe “Cumulative Layout Shift for User-triggered Animations” (CLSUTA) or “Interaction to Subsequent Paint Timing for Complex Image-Heavy Product Galleries” (ISPIPCIHPG) or “Total Blocking Time for Intranet Pages Accessed from Obsolete Computers” (TBTIPAOC)