@dave_andersen TOS is the new Catch-22, thanks to corporate-friendly courts who would let you sell yourself into slavery if "you agreed to it".
Below: In the book that gave us the expression, Capt. Yossarian repeatedly runs into every sort of absurdity under the sun, all of which is supposedly justified by a single regulation ("Catch-22"). This is the moment when he finds out what the regulation actually says.