@LilahTovMoon 21 powerful mounting positions!

@LilahTovMoon You're thinking of this, right? https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Explosive_collar

Nothing kinky going on there.

@LilahTovMoon 👀

@LilahTovMoon Toes, right?

@LilahTovMoon They’ll have to reconfigure the Health app so that Siri doesn’t think the wearer is suffering a coronary event.

@LilahTovMoon Give "Hey Siri" a different ring...

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Hahaha I saw the headline and went 🤭 and then I saw your caption and then the comments and I'm just glad to be among my sophomoric peers.