@ifixcoinops Either that, or a lexmark laser printer were the recommendations I got. Ended up with a B2236DW. Perfectly cromulent. B/W only though

Can take not being used for 3 months, then will spit out 100 pages of science papers for my kid.

Actually Just Works with windows, osx and linux, even the android phones, like just works, no futzing about, hit Ctrl+P, select it, hit go, dead tree appears with heiroglyphs.

A far cry from the last time I tried printing in linux with a bubblejet.