@lowqualityfacts Hence George Orwell's famous quote: "4 legs bad, 2 legs good, 6 legs better."

@lowqualityfacts I feel like this is something that might be proven true sometime in the future...

@lowqualityfacts I challenge this fact based solely on the fact that my daughter fell down the stairs last week trying to crab walk up them.

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Did you know that everyone who walks on two legs will die in 100 years?

@lowqualityfacts I always thought it was because we had backs

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Dear Low Quality Facts at mstdn social: By you publicly disclosing that people should walk like crabs in order to prevent skeletal mobility impairments. You are putting in jeopardy all Chiropractors who make their living dishonestly by telling their patients to walk upright. All chiropractors will immediately go out of business once the people start walking like crabs.

Sincerely, Monica Andrews, Editor-in-chief, #FreePeoplesFreePress News