@nixCraft Ironically I basically just had this incident a few minutes ago. I knew I had to get up, but man was it a fight.

I've always found that "this incident will be reported" thing particularly funny though since I don't really maintain any multi-user systems, so it just means that it would be reported to... me... Plus I don't even have it configured to actually *send* a report, so I'd have to manually check the logs...