@nixCraft su root

@nixCraft Ironically I basically just had this incident a few minutes ago. I knew I had to get up, but man was it a fight.

I've always found that "this incident will be reported" thing particularly funny though since I don't really maintain any multi-user systems, so it just means that it would be reported to... me... Plus I don't even have it configured to actually *send* a report, so I'd have to manually check the logs...

@nixCraft But to whom?! (And no, I don't want a picture of Santa doing bice/naughty lists...)

@nixCraft

$ export LC_ALL="C"; sudo
bash: sudo: command not found

Checkmate

@nixCraft@mastodon.social su -c 'open your eyes'?