@anildash let's make it general and fire every software engineer ever

@anildash genuinely hope ChatGPT wrote the announcement

@anildash Top take, would read again

@anildash 😂

@anildash "I was hallucinating"

@anildash zing!

@anildash did he respond with a level of certitude that was practically robotic? If he’s improperly prompted he may hallucinate, you can’t really tell.

@anildash ANIL

@anildash 🔥

@anildash

Another case of garbage-in-garbage-out?

@anildash that’s the good shit Anil

@anildash

Best Toot of the day - #2

@anildash A+ work here. Well done.

@anildash why can't I boost this more than once?
@electricarchaeo

@anildash Oh, bravo

@anildash AI out here taking people's jobs

@anildash Incredible

@anildash
Ha!

@anildash THAT was the best take 😂

@anildash I’m still trying to figure out how this non-profit / for-profit organization is supposed to work. Hopefully the new CEO will figure it out.

@anildash He was just hallucinating, you can't help that!

@anildash Next thing you know they’ll be requiring CEOs to DO WORK. Madness.

@anildash Ba-dump-tssshh!

@anildash 💀, as the kids say

@anildash Haha! Nicely played.

@anildash That's so perfect 😂

@anildash :blobhaj_sunglasses:​

@anildash got 'em

@anildash
I feel the entire basis of my career slipping out from under me.

@anildash

OMG this bites!

@anildash Oooooh, savage! 💀

@anildash the amount of time it took for me to get this 🫠

@anildash YOUUUUUUUUUU...

@anildash 😂

@anildash

@anildash touché!

@anildash
I originally read the news as that the AI had fired him. Proper 'Skynet self-aware' stuff.
How reassuringly dull the reality of boardroom infighting is in comparison.

@anildash Could be the next President with that kind of history.

@anildash ZING!

@anildash

Obviously because Altman was competing with their own product.

@anildash You win.

@anildash

@anildash Out. Standing.

@anildash tough but fair 😂

@anildash ...with a college-educated diction that lent him an air credibility, no doubt

@anildash you win the internet today.

@anildash he's going to be assigned more consumer-facing tasks that align with his talents.

@anildash @Gargron
I believe that’s he was having a hallucination.

Although I realise now that that was your point.

@anildash "never get high on your own supply"

@anildash i think this is the beginning of the end of openai

@anildash 🤠

@anildash We live in a world that runs off controlling people through misinformation and oppression. God forbid someone actually tells the truth? 🤔

@anildash At last, the hypocrisy...

@anildash

That puts "large language model" into perspective.

@anildash Are we entirely sure Altman isn't an AI android, based on his inaccurate responses? 🤔

@anildash Gold

@anildash possible answer to the surprise, indeed

@anildash "I wasn't lying, I was hallucinating" repeated Sam while being escorted out of the building.

@anildash I asked ChatGPT for an explanation... it seems as plausible as anything (maybe moreso).

@anildash
I hate myself for not thinking of this take, and it’s all your fault

@anildash LOL! Take my damn upvote.

@anildash Maybe they realized that means they can give the job to Chat-GPT.

@anildash

Well, at least they have a ready made replacement, ready to go.

@anildash 😂

@anildash Attention: @emilymbender

@anildash@me.dm gem 😂

@anildash

No, he was fired because he said something accurate: "..ChatGPT is not the way to superintelligence"

@dgar

@anildash

In retrospect, that all language users are inherently bullshit artists makes a ton of sense.

@SuperTwaddle

@anildash Maybe they’re going to automate the position.

@anildash :blobcatsnarf:

@anildash He wasn't making them imaginary AI results or fantastic AI based profits fast enough.

I don't think anyone will fare well in that position, it's barely above snake oil sales.

@anildash This is in regards to what? (Never mind. Got it)

@anildash *snortlol*

Bravo, good sir. Bra-vo.

@anildash Ha!

@anildash ;)

@anildash

@anildash there is enough Palace Intrigue packed into the respective statements of everyone involved that suggests that whatever happened actually will probably not. see the light of day anytime soon. It's got to be something involving a lot of cash affecting behavior.

@anildash
"While we have safeguards, Sam may give you inaccurate information. He's not intended to give advice."

@anildash @sshann Are we talking about this? https://mas.to/@carnage4life/111429328474816834

@anildash he used ChatGPT to create his answers, perhaps the product is no good?

@anildash Because he is more expensive than asking an LLM - it's always about money

"I apologize for the confusion, but you're actually no longer employed here…"

🎤🕳️🙈🤣

@anildash His behavior revealed the truth?

@anildash Hah, exactly my thoughts, I've found another member of the snark tribe

https://mastodon.online/@larsmb/111428739819725512

@anildash I see what you did there. I like it.

@anildash Not plausible answers but answers optimized on getting a favorable standing with the board. Sadly optimization on factual correctness didn't make it into the sprint.

@anildash 😂 😂 😂

@anildash @themodestokid maybe they could fire him based on his sister's statements about him.

@anildash "because he gave answers that sounded plausible but weren't actually accurate" - KI does exactly the same.

@anildash 🤣

@anildash wow. I’m in awe.