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James Chip

Me in my late 20s: I receive a call at 2am, it wakes me up. My friend is outside with a case of beer on the way to a party in the woods. Yes. I throw some clothes on and dont arrive home for 2 days wearing someone elses clothes.

Me in my late 30s: I receive a yext at lunch time, a friend would like to meet me one evening next month. I am unsure I want to make the effort, and you will have to pry this blanket and hot water bottle off me with power tools. I am in a decade old cosy jumper.

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scattershot

@jameschip if I get a call at 2am these days it is always bad news.

Zatty :meowybara:

@jameschip that decade old cosy jumper was probably someone elses when you were in your late 20s if I'm doing my math right.

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