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BREAKING: Police currently on the search for Mastodon Network™ user @elke for reportedly microwaving an innocent fox:

Like 1 11 Nov 2023 at 23:31 | Open on brands.town

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Natty :butterflyN:

@FoxNews@brands.town @elke@tech.lgbt I can't believe I was microwaved like that :neofox_pleading:

11 Nov 2023 at 23:34 | Open on astolfo.social

:blobcat_hertog: :blobcat_hertog: :blobcat_hertog:

@FoxNews
Truly horrifying that elke is capable of such acts
@elke

11 Nov 2023 at 23:35 | Open on tech.lgbt

char *lotte; :v_trans: :v_bi:

@FoxNews @elke OH MY GOD FOX NEWS HAHAHA

11 Nov 2023 at 23:36 | Open on social.lizzy.rs

david

@FoxNews @elke good! :(

11 Nov 2023 at 23:39 | Open on seafoam.space

:neocat_floof: administratief medewerker elke :babat_flag:

@FoxNews youll never take me alive

11 Nov 2023 at 23:45 | Open on tech.lgbt

@elke @FoxNews dead then

11 Nov 2023 at 23:50 | Open on akko.disqordia.space

$ Enya🔥 | Backwards Bicyclists :transsparkles: :verifiedplural: :verified_cat:

@elke @FoxNews *watching fedi in the other room*
"Hey honey, come check this out, you're on the news"

12 Nov 2023 at 4:51 | Open on 0w0.is

@FoxNews @elke - IT KNOWS WHAT IT DID

11 Nov 2023 at 23:48 | Open on driveinsaturday.org