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Mark Newton

Ports across Australia will be shut down for most of a week because a stevedore has allowed itself to suffer a ransomware attack.

Everyone spending half a week panicking about Optus, which was completely harmless. This one is actually serious.

smh.com.au/national/ports-to-r

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Darkly, Glass Darkly

@NewtonMark good thing it's ransomware that's shut down the ports, not the unions. Cops must be pissed they can't set the dogs on someone.

Mark Newton

@darklyglassdarkly They can still set the dogs on the unions, surely?

Darkly, Glass Darkly

@NewtonMark You're right. It was probably some union thugs that ransomwared the port anyway. Just plant a little baggie of ransomware on 'em. Good time and Overtime for all.

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