@darius Wait.... Am I understanding this correctly:
Depending on the input format, the parsed date will either be UTC or local time????
For real?
Oh no....
@dolly sigh https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/JavaScript/Reference/Global_Objects/Date/parse#differences_in_assumed_time_zone
@darius See, I thought I misunderstood, thinking, "no, it can't possibly be that bad..."
It really is that bad. That's cursed.
Gregory's Server
@dolly sigh https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/JavaScript/Reference/Global_Objects/Date/parse#differences_in_assumed_time_zone