@chrisisgr8
Teens

-you pay us to give us your genetics and we sell it to some semi reputable people. When we go bankrupt it's anyone's for 5 cents on the dollar

-vid chat to a random new "friend" who may (probably) or may not be masturbating

-concentrated shelf-safe juice

-a watch that can tell you if you're still breathing and have a heartbeat. Can't diagnose or predict cardiopulmonary conditions.

-every electrical appliance can tell you the weather forecast, stock quote, or sports score