@chrisisgr8
Teens
-you pay us to give us your genetics and we sell it to some semi reputable people. When we go bankrupt it's anyone's for 5 cents on the dollar
-vid chat to a random new "friend" who may (probably) or may not be masturbating
-concentrated shelf-safe juice
-a watch that can tell you if you're still breathing and have a heartbeat. Can't diagnose or predict cardiopulmonary conditions.
-every electrical appliance can tell you the weather forecast, stock quote, or sports score