@MeeMee @Flash @bennes not yet, but here you go, i made some.
KüchenVerwüstungsReinigungsParalyse
KüchenSchlachtfeldPutzVerweigerung
KochschlachtPutzEnthaltsamkeit
HundHerbeirufStattSelberPutzGefühl

They're not as punchy as I'd love them to be, though.

The dog will take care of the basic cleaning.