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sam henri gold

it’s ridiculous that we hold restaurants to such a high standard when the bar for what constitutes dinner when WE make it is so different. i’d like to see a Michelin star restaurant say “the chefs special tonight is just some trail mix” and if you ask for something else, they go “the chef isn’t feeling like making ragu tonight. there’s just a lot of pans and stuff to clean…”

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Chris Barlow

@samhenrigold “the chef says it’s a microwave popcorn night. Also the wine list is not available because the chef doesn’t think you’ll finish the bottle before it turns.”

sam henri gold

@chris “what do you recommend?”
honestly going to bed early and skipping this meal altogether. if you brush your teeth now, you’ll feel guilty for eating afterwards.

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