Seriously considered adding the "GetFediHired" hashtag to that shitpost.

Just saying, I don't fuck around with "CSS libraries," I write a damn CSS file. I'm not too bad at it, and I've been learning some of the non-awful new hotness lately. And I don't know the value of my work so you can totally pay me a pittance; I'll probably think you're paying me too much.

...that last part is definitely not going on my next resume revision. :blobcatgiggle:​