CIA HQ - Langley, VA - October 27th, 2023

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— Sir, we've just got our hands on a huge data leak on the Russians!
— What is it?
— An insurance company database. Metric tons of info on Russians citizens, including their military intelligence operatives and officers. Passport scans, financial data, medical history... This is a motherlode of valuable information.
— Excellent work. Which one of our agents managed to do it?
— None of us, Sir. I've found out about it through the website of the Swiss transfem that leaked the no-fly list a couple months back. Look, it's bubblegum pink and there's a cute kitty cat that follows my mouse cursor. It's now playing with it and- oh, it just went to sleep.