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alright fine I’ll write the script.
“Good mornin, landlubbers!”
TIM half-heartedly swings a plastic sword and adjusts an ill-fitting pirate hat that slips over his eyes.
“We’ve buried some treasures and it’s time to unearth them for ye. At Apple, we be on a constant voyage, sailing the seas of innovation, searching for new ways to enrich the lives of our maties!”
He starts pacing around, one leg raised awkwardly, revealing a makeshift wooden peg leg.
@samhenrigold Craig Federighi is dressed as Frankenstein, and makes a dumb joke about technically being dressed as Frankenstein’s monster.
Jeff Williams gives his segment totally normally, but wearing cat ears and a tail.
John Ternus introduces us to the new iMac and MacBook Pro. At first glance, he’s wearing his normal clothes. He flexes and tears his shirt off, revealing his Rocky Horror Picture Show outfit. He is even more beefy and fit than one thought.
Cut to the underground chip lab — all the lights are off. Johny Srouji emerges from a rack of Mac Pros, dressed as a vampire. He leaps inhumanly at a table of M3 chips, tearing them apart with feral voracity. The lights come on and his cloak and teeth disappear. He straightens his shirt and says the M3 chips are not ready; the new products will only get M2 and M2 Pro.
Eddy Cue wanders into the shot wearing his Oktoberfest garb. He didn’t know it was a costume party, he was just wearing that.
@samhenrigold Craig Federighi is dressed as Frankenstein, and makes a dumb joke about technically being dressed as Frankenstein’s monster.
Jeff Williams gives his segment totally normally, but wearing cat ears and a tail.
John Ternus introduces us to the new iMac and MacBook Pro. At first glance, he’s wearing his normal clothes. He flexes and tears his shirt off, revealing his Rocky Horror Picture Show outfit. He is even more beefy and fit than one thought.