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Consider: People often remark that cats often suddenly stop and stare in strange directions, seemingly looking at nothing at all. What humans don't understand is that the cat is in fact not looking, but *listening*; the cat has heard something, and is turning its head so its ears are cupped in the direction of the sound.

Implication: If elves were real, they would often as a group swiftly turn their heads to apparently stare at nothing at all, swiveling their ears slightly as they do so

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Dancer, your Space Dad 🐝🐝🐝

@mcc People do this too, but we barely notice doing it ourselves, and pay little attention when others do it.

Chookbot

@Dancer @mcc I guess the difference is that cats have more acute hearing because they never went to rock concerts in their youth.

playinginthedirt

@Dancer @mcc I love when that happens. It's called life.

Erin

@mcc a required first semester course in Elvish Spy College is to wait for the humans around you to react to the noise before you also react

Elvish Spy Grad School has a course on learning how loud of a noise humans can usually hear in case human spies are also not reacting to noises to see if you are waiting for them to react

ShadSterling

@sargoth @ChateauErin @mcc … who else is looking back and forth trying to figure out what the difference is?

Krishean Draconis

@ShadSterling

Consider that you are viewing the image on a device created by humans, that is designed to reproduce the color space perceivable by humans, and that the file format is also designed by humans to store the color space perceivable by humans

@sargoth @ChateauErin @mcc

Rachel Greenham

@sargoth @ChateauErin @mcc I like the story of some early scientist working with prisms laid out a set of thermometers under the various colours and an extra one for ’control’ off the red side, was mystified to find that one was hottest of all… definitely one of those ‘oh that’s odd’ moments.

Erin

@mcc Cat Spy College is largely about how the humans are too stupid to believe you're a spy, no matter how obvious you are about it, and to always always always listen to the Cat Spy Broadcast even if your doing so will be very obvious

C++ Guy

@mcc
Or maybe elves are real, and what the cat has seen is an elf.

Book

@curved_ruler @mcc I don't understand it but it made me laugh and I don't know why.

Phillip :unverified:

@mcc this sounds mildly unnerving, but I love it

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@KewlCat @mcc

I find that the polite thing to do when my dog does this, is to shut up and let her sort it out. Once she turns back to me, I continue talking.

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@mcc I think also cats smell things! While they're not bloodhounds, their sense of smell is 14 times stronger than humans. I used to take a cat outdoors on a leash and he'd just sit there for a few minutes everytime, just sniffing in all directions.

zombiecide

@mcc if you actually watch you can usually see the ears adjusting just the tiny bit to catch the sound better
and, mine may also twitch their noses sniffing

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@mcc

Permission to use that as my excuse upon the likelihood that I will simply stop speaking and stare into the not a void over your right or left shoulder. It's anyone's guess what'll distract me from any given conversation.

It's 'cause I heard something, right over there. I promise!

Jargoggles

@mcc
Also consider: Ghosts.

Implication: Spooky.

No One Special

@mcc cats don't need to turn their heads to listen; their ears are constructed such that they can turn independently of the head and each other. Source: youtu.be/2h7WaQjNorA?feature=s

Tim Board

@mcc I thought they were just looking at ghosts in the room.

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