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Daffy Duck : Stampede of wild elephants!
[Looks at watch]
Daffy Duck : 3:57 p.m.!
[looks at calendar]
Daffy Duck : Fourth of July!
[Sticks head out door pelted with hailstones]
Daffy Duck : Hail storm! Oh, no!
Porky Pig : Oh, yes. A b-b-black eye. Pay me.
Daffy Duck : Oh, no. It distinctly says "a stampede of wild elephants and one baby zebra."
[to audience]
Daffy Duck : I just added that one.
[Suddenly baby zebra runs in, trampling Daffy]
Daffy Duck : And one baby zebra.