@futurebird Even the really old / modern pun of when sailors were eating hard tack, and banging it on the table or deck to knock the weevils out, to choose the lesser of two weevils.

Honestly they probably need more protein, so they might actually choose the greater of two weevils.

A sailor's life was definitely not on the fun side if you look forward to seeing how many weevils you're going to get.