When I bought my current phone, I only did it because I need a smartphone to function in the modern society. I had to buy a new one because my first-gen Pixel was literally falling apart because I couldn't put it back together correctly after replacing the battery (the screen needs to be glued back on and I did a poor job of it) and the battery stopped holding a sensible amount of charge again.

Just give me a 4" phone that isn't extremely cheaply made, ffs. Then I might consider being excited about getting a new phone.