@Chrishallbeck Not sure if wholesome or dystopian...

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…I wanna Pebble plushie!

@Chrishallbeck Okay, the child booping the stuffed animals got me. 😄

@Chrishallbeck You gotta ring the bell if you want to be notified about future bedtime stories!

@Chrishallbeck Oh come on, this is terrible parenting. If that kid doesn't ring the bell the algorithm won't surface the next story anyway.

Children should learn about contorting their behavior in hopes of satisfying an unknowable algorithm at home, not on the streets.

@Chrishallbeck aw it's pebble!

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Funny. I was talking to my partner earlier today about what to do for names if we have twins. I suggested the names Hattori and Hanzo but she countered with Like and Subscribe.