Gregory's ServerGREECE OUT HERE LIKE "flowers on my dick and bees all around" and MEANWHILE IN PORTUGAL "I'm pooping on this"
cardboard ducks, frostbitten onions, and my personal favorite "it hurts me in the lighthouse" (but I cannot tell what country that is because it is too crowded)
hahahaha I love this world sometimes
"It's horseradish to me" is surely an interesting literal translation of "мне похрену". There's also "хрен с ним", "horseradish with/to it". There's also a vulgar version "мне похуй", which is related to dicks but I can't succinctly translate that to English.