@cabel The way it looks at the user while they squeeze is the most disturbing part of this lol

@cabel udderly fantastic!

@cabel Okay I’ve gotta visit.

@cabel COWNDIMENT

@cabel ummm… no mayo? This will haunt me.

@cabel I would say that is more disturbing than the Dish of the Day at Milliway's.

@cabel "Babe wake up, new nightmare material dropped."

@cabel BRAIN BLEACH PLEASE

@cabel Oh that’s clever.

@cabel how abnormal am I that I'm purturbed that it isn't two by two instead of four all in a line ?

@cabel glad someone beat me to it: https://mastodon.social/@jed/109582235463908208

@cabel if Holsteins had this it wouldn’t have closed after a mere week

@cabel That’s not how this works! That’s not how any of this works!

@cabel this is a fursona just waiting for the right postfurry

and while i am not that postfurry, i can do nothing but respect them

@cabel SQUEEZE

@cabel The ultimate farm to table condiments! So much better than the over commercialized way I had BBQ milk growing up.

@cabel Condiment – and I really mean this, folks – cow

@cabel see also(at Pigman’s BAR-B-QUE in OBX, NC):

@cabel this should be the default way to serve condiments regardless of where you are.

@cabel I feel like I'd pay to not use this.

@cabel NOPE

@cabel And uh, nobody has every gone up to that and sucked on the dispensers...

@cabel so i read that as "confidence cow," and like i didn't even question it. Me: wow what a great idea! 💀

@cabel is this vegan

@cabel @Dagtwitter 🥹

@cabel

Yeah. I'd sure as anything be a patron there giggling like a dumdum. Who things of these things.

Did you know there's like 8 of the Oscar Meyer weiner mobiles around the USA? Why not 6? Why stop at 8?

@cabel My wife would be completely disturbed. I want one!

@cabel That is udderly ridiculous!

@cabel I love Condiment Cow! 🐄💕

@cabel *returning to the table 20 minutes later with a sloshing pail of mustard*