@ZachWeinersmith

Now, if you replace the Vatican with the British Museum...

The protagonist with an activist that wants to reclaim stolen cultural goods...

And present western culture and ideology in all their weirdness...

That would make a good film or even franchise.

Director: "They have stolen the priceless MacGuffin."
Police Officer: "But didn't we steal it first?"
Director: "Exactly. That's why I want it back."