Gregory's Server
every morning I wake up and read a series of articles about all the massive data breaches from the previous 24 hours.
once I'm done reading those I move on to the articles about the latest government efforts to legislate mandatory backdoors in encryption.
> whooops, we leaked 38TB of data.
> my bad - 34 years of social security numbers and passports leaked
> what do you mean the national postal service can't rent access to lists of citizen's information?
real reactions from database administrators. they have played us for absolute fools