@skye I want to hear about C# & SQL :)
@coldfish check the comments, they are full of people who actually program :D
@coldfish @skye
Here are my suggestions for C# and some dialects of SQL:
C#: You have strong opinions about recent changes Unity has made.
Snowflake SQL: You care about making real life things happen, and only care about programming inasmuch as it allows you to do that.
Teradata SQL: You're an insufferable gatekeeper obsessed with shaving milliseconds off your query run time.
ANSI SQL: You would happily live in a cave if you could. You've wondered if a paleo diet is right for you.
SQLite: You get annoyed when people call you a Christian fundamentalist, and make a note to bring it up with your pastor next Sunday.
@coldfish check the comments, they are full of people who actually program :D