Gregory's ServerTypeScript: you decided JS would be more fun with a built in minigame
Processing: you just want pretty lights
Lua: you didn't choose Lua, it's just the scripting language used by the tool you need to modify
C#: someone paid you to use this years ago and now your soul belongs to Microsoft
@tully @skye
C#: You used to program in VB, but you escaped.... but not really.