@samhenrigold

I saw that function once.

It was in an ancient process scheduler. Its revision history hadn't changed since well before Y2K.

They say the dev who wrote it was never the same after, and no-one else dared touch the code.

I read no further and quickly closed the file. When I finally found the courage to reopen it, the function was gone. But now and then I seem to see it, fleeting, in the type-ahead. Haunting me.

#Horrorcode